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Friday Funny: Man Beginning To Suspect Church Just Wanted Him For His Softball Skills

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ROLLING HILLS, KS—Grace Baptist Church’s evangelism team faithfully reaches out to their community and preaches the gospel to anyone and everyone who will listen—but the team’s members say they felt a particular, specific burden to pursue local softball prodigy Grayson Ellis, 27. After persistent outreach efforts, Ellis finally responded to the gospel call and was baptized last week.

Ellis, who played minor league baseball for Kansas City’s farm system and coached a girls softball team to a state championship, told sources that he’s “really excited” about getting to know Jesus—but he is starting to see signs that the church only wanted him for his exceptional softball skills.

“Grace has some excellent discipleship programs that are helping me to understand more about the Bible,” the 6’4″, 200-pound clean-up hitter reporters. “But they highly recommended I skip out on them in order to make it to the weekly softball practice. Plus, the minute I was baptized, the pastor gave me a big hug and immediately put a Grace Softball jersey and hat on me.”

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