DRAPER, VA—Local man Brian Reed was startled Monday to learn from an internet search that the black letters in his Bible are every bit as authoritative as the red letters.
“Shoot, I even returned a Bible to Family Christian one time after realizing there were no red letters in it. I totally thought it was defective.”
Reed, who recently completed a Red-Letters-In-A-Year reading plan for the third year in a row, admits he is intimidated by the implications of his discovery. “Man, I’m really going to have to buckle down and get reading. I can’t believe the Son of God has spoken to me in 62 other books.”
Reflecting on the apparent God-breathed authority of black letters long avoided, Reed was solemn. “I can’t believe I’m saying this as a follower of Jesus, but I guess I have to obey the words of Paul too. I’ve heard rumors that he’s a little harsh.”
“Pray for me,” he added.
via Babylon Bee.