HEAVEN—A report from the throne room of the Most High God confirmed Tuesday that the Lord is feeling “pretty confident” in his completed NCAA bracket this year.
According to reports, God has yet to predict a matchup incorrectly. However, some have cried foul on the Almighty’s perfect prediction streak, alleging that the sovereign God has ordained the winners and losers since before the foundation of the world.
Whether or not these allegations prove to be true, the Lord is projected to win every single contest for a perfect bracket, netting heaven’s already infinite coffers additional millions upon millions of dollars in prize money.
via Babylon Bee.