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Friday Funny: Church Uses ‘Hunger Games’ Footage As VBS Volunteer Training Video

Friday Funny: Church Uses ‘Hunger Games’ Footage As VBS Volunteer Training Video

WEST RICHLAND, WA—Stating the film is still the most accurate depiction of the experience, staff members at Valleyview Church are reportedly utilizing footage from dystopian sci-fi series The Hunger Games as training for its vacation Bible school volunteers.  The dozens of volunteers were seated in the sanctuary

Friday Funny: “Our Father” Ringtone Conveniently Goes Off During “Our Father,” Keeping Everyone In Key

Friday Funny: “Our Father” Ringtone Conveniently Goes Off During “Our Father,” Keeping Everyone In Key

Topeka, KS–According to sources at Our Lady Star of the Sea Parish in Topeka, Kansas, a phone belonging to an unidentified person went off early Sunday morning during the Our Father, despite the pastor’s repeated requests that all parishioners turn off their cell phones. “Isn’t it just a

Friday Funny: Oklahoma City Priest Finally Wins Salvation After Joining Forces With Golden State Clergy

Friday Funny: Oklahoma City Priest Finally Wins Salvation After Joining Forces With Golden State Clergy

Golden State clergy won eternal salvation last night after they defeated priests in the diocese of Cleveland in a dazzling display of conversions. Determined to make amends for last liturgical season’s debacle, when they allowed Cleveland priests to come back from a 3 to 1

Friday Funny: Study: Most Effective Fatherhood Technique Just Saying ‘Go Ask Your Mother’

Friday Funny: Study: Most Effective Fatherhood Technique Just Saying ‘Go Ask Your Mother’

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—According to a report published Thursday by Focus on the Family, the most effective fatherhood technique is just saying “Go ask your mother” whenever a child asks a question or submits a request, affirming what countless fathers seem to have instinctively known since the dawn of

Friday Funny: Church Installs Ejection Seats To Remove Members Whose Phones Ring During Service

Friday Funny: Church Installs Ejection Seats To Remove Members Whose Phones Ring During Service

MURFREESBORO, TN—Middle Tennessee Baptist Church was having problems with church members failing to silence their phones during service. But not anymore, thanks to the church’s new, state-of-the-art ejection system installed in every seat throughout the sanctuary. The ejection seats reportedly allow watchful ushers to launch