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Friday Funny: Local Father Looking Forward To Spending Entire Christmas Holiday Assembling Family’s Gifts

Friday Funny: Local Father Looking Forward To Spending Entire Christmas Holiday Assembling Family’s Gifts

SHEBOYGAN, WI—Local father of three Adam Paulson is reportedly looking forward to spending another nice, relaxing Christmas holiday assembling all the gifts that everybody else in his family received, sources confirmed Thursday. Just this week, Paulson reportedly told his coworkers how much he needs a

Friday Funny: Sea Level Rises Hundreds Of Feet Due To Sweat From Celebrities Waiting To Be Outed As Perverts

Friday Funny: Sea Level Rises Hundreds Of Feet Due To Sweat From Celebrities Waiting To Be Outed As Perverts

U.S.—Stunned meteorologists reported Wednesday that the sea level has risen an astonishing 300 feet overnight, as the sweat from celebrities trying to cover up their sexual harassment scandals rained down “in buckets.” Vast swathes of the United States are now entirely underwater, including major coastal

Friday Funny: Lord Jesus No Longer Standing At Door And Knocking, Just Letting Self In With Amazon Key

Friday Funny: Lord Jesus No Longer Standing At Door And Knocking, Just Letting Self In With Amazon Key

KINGDOM OF GOD—Personal representatives of the Savior of the World reported Thursday He’ll no longer be standing at the door of men’s hearts and knocking, and instead will simply be using the new Amazon Key service to let Himself in at His leisure. Heavenly representatives