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Amazon Introduces Agonizingly Slow Shipping Option To Help You Build Up Spiritual Virtue Of Patience

Amazon Introduces Agonizingly Slow Shipping Option To Help You Build Up Spiritual Virtue Of Patience

SEATTLE, WA—In a move to help Christians develop the fruits of the Spirit, specifically patience, Amazon announced Wednesday a new “Agonizingly Slow Shipping” option.  The orders will sit idle in Amazon’s system for six to eight weeks before being shipped via USPS’s slowest possible options.

Friday Funny: Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of Disgusting Candies

Friday Funny: Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of Disgusting Candies

U.S.—The Animal Conservation Society confirmed Monday that the annual migration of the marshmallow Peeps candies began after Easter, with hundreds of millions of the unsold, uneaten, and unloved marshmallow candies returning home for a long furlough until next spring. The bland, stale marshmallow critters returned

Friday Funny: Local Catholic To Substitute Medium Deep Dish Stuffed-Crust Pizza For Meat On Fridays During Lent

Friday Funny: Local Catholic To Substitute Medium Deep Dish Stuffed-Crust Pizza For Meat On Fridays During Lent

Local Catholic Ronny Edison announced today at a local Papa John’s Pizza that he was officially not eating meat on Fridays during Lent, in accord with teachings of the Church. The 24-year-old cradle Catholic explained to strangers waiting in line the reason why he had not ordered pepperoni or sausage

Friday Funny: Church Solves Tardiness Problem By Volunteering All Latecomers To Children’s Ministry

Friday Funny: Church Solves Tardiness Problem By Volunteering All Latecomers To Children’s Ministry

LAKEBROOK, MS—Every church struggles with tardy folks—people who waltz in like they own the place a half-hour after the service starts. But one church in Lakebrook may finally have solved the issue once and for all: Lakebrook Community Church is now automatically volunteering all latecomers

Friday Funny: SSPX Chess Player Creates Bishop Pieces Without World Chess Federation Approval

Friday Funny: SSPX Chess Player Creates Bishop Pieces Without World Chess Federation Approval

Society of St. Pius X chess grandmaster Larcel Mafebvre has turned four of his pieces into bishops without approval from the World Chess Federation, officials have confirmed. “Mr. Mafebvre has, without approval from the Federation, created bishops out of pawn pieces,” said World Chess Federation head Antonio Salamanca. “After