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Friday Funny: Merriam-Webster Updates Definition Of ‘Fascism’ To ‘Anything One Disagrees With’

Friday Funny: Merriam-Webster Updates Definition Of ‘Fascism’ To ‘Anything One Disagrees With’

SPRINGFIELD, MA—Famed purveyor of dictionaries and authority on the English language, Merriam-Webster, announced on their popular website Wednesday an update to the definition of the word “Fascism,” which now reads “a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fasciti), or anyone or anything else, really,

Friday Funny: SSPX Chess Player Creates Bishop Pieces Without World Chess Federation Approval

Friday Funny: SSPX Chess Player Creates Bishop Pieces Without World Chess Federation Approval

Society of St. Pius X chess grandmaster Larcel Mafebvre has turned four of his pieces into bishops without approval from the World Chess Federation, officials have confirmed. “Mr. Mafebvre has, without approval from the Federation, created bishops out of pawn pieces,” said World Chess Federation head Antonio Salamanca. “After

Friday Funny: Affleck Steps Down As Batman After Critics Blast Him For Not Actually Being A Flying Nocturnal Mammal

Friday Funny: Affleck Steps Down As Batman After Critics Blast Him For Not Actually Being A Flying Nocturnal Mammal

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Ben Affleck has stepped down from his role as Batman, which he has played in the DC Extended Universe since 2016’s Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. Affleck’s announcement came after critics slammed him online for playing the role despite not actually being a winged, flying,

Friday Funny: Man’s Entire Worldview Comes Crashing Down After Progressive Reminds Him It’s The Current Year

Friday Funny: Man’s Entire Worldview Comes Crashing Down After Progressive Reminds Him It’s The Current Year

HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA—Local man Erik Brettson abandoned his entire worldview Friday after his liberal friend, Chad Michaels III, reminded him that we are currently living in the current year that it currently is. Though he had researched his positions thoroughly, incorporating his personal beliefs, his

Friday Funny: Miss Universe Pageant Embroiled In Controversy As All Losers Identify As Winners

Friday Funny: Miss Universe Pageant Embroiled In Controversy As All Losers Identify As Winners

BANGKOK—The Miss Universe pageant is once again embroiled in controversy, this time because all contest losers have identified as winners, demanding that the pageant’s organizers recognize their subjective identities as objective truth. Dozens of contestants came out as winners, but the allegedly open and inclusive pageant